it is almost pavlovian,but then again it is also almost retarded

i went after work today at around 10am to visit my friend forrest at hi times in costa mesa (not a head shop but a one stop shop for all things alcoholic..and many things not...) he, as always, being such a stand up guy invited me into the ultra secret back tasting room to try out some irish whiskies...and i oooobliged.



tyrconnel port finish, madeira finish and sherry, Connemara Cask Strength, Greenore Single Grain, jameson 12 Year Old Triple distilled grain, John L Sullivan, and the most wonderful kilbeggan 15 yr,....best irish i have ever tasted...

i had brought him and another fellow samples of a bottle of ardbeg rollercoaster that i had bought there at hi times a week and a half earlier..they got in 9 cases (6 each)...and less than a week later i took my friend ryan there to try a few samples and there was only one case of 6 left....of which he bought one.....




ok back to the lecture at hand (perfection is perfected so i'm gonna let em unnerstand)i went to sbux once this morning...brought a few mini bottles of dulce de leche liqueur to correct my coffee and went online for a spell...then went home..gus came over for a bit..etc...then i felt restless..i got my stuff and went to another sbux...sat down, got the laptop out and realized i had left my mouse at home...and i felt inert....i only live a 2 minute drive from sbux but FUCK....i did not want to lose my table it wasn't one of the highly sought after ones near a wall plug but still, my ass was in a seat...a hard as fuck seat...so i get up, get my stuff together and drive home, calling my momma on the way so she could meet me outside with mouse in hand....thank you mom....

i decided to drive the extra 5 minutes to the other sbux..more room...more outlets..so i get there and fart if they weren't closing for some renovation or such...so yep i drive back to the o.g. one and sure enough my table was taken...so i sit at the bar and stare around for just about 20 minutes..then i say fuckit, i am pretty sure i said it out loud...and went to the other sbux in the mall...sat outside for 5 minutes and stared inside until a couple left and sure enough! the golden chalice that is a table right near the plug was mine!!! and the seas parted and malt liquor rained down from the sky and all was once again good with the world...

so here i am and my ass hurts but i have a seat and a plug...not a buttplug...