tonight....well...today...i left bakersfield at around ummm....eleven with my car that works.....drove str8 to hercules to get my friend/drinking buddy/college roommate mark....got there round umm....4:17...now mind you i am buzzed nicely as i am writing this...so times do skew....we got to the hotel around ummm...i wanna say 7:30 and i called my wonderful superduper friend cynthia and we met her and her friend joanna at burma superstar at 8:15...

cynthia is one of those most stunning genuine friends......well..that is another post for another time..anyways we ate like superheroes....wonderpersons.....

this picture does not do justice to the sublime meal we all had......we ordered many dishes and shared......pea shoots in white wine and garlic........garlic noodles with broccoli....chicken in black bean sauce with asparagus and lotus root....shrimp with garlic and chili sauce...rainbow salad with so many wonderful things and also tea leaf salad with..an equal amount of wow and yum...we left satiated and blessed....mark and i drove to the hotel to relax then headed out to bourbon and branch..the speakeasy in the tenderloin....

this is the second drink i ordered and it was their version of the gimlet...with gin...cucumber, elderflower, lime juice, orange bitters and champagne.....

soo tasty but 11 dollars......this is a special occasion drin or if you are big willie then feel free....

we each had three drinks....when i am more sober i may write about them........we then left and hurried down to the brown jug which is a decent dive bar but the doors were padlocked!!..so we walked past dealers and hookers....one chocolate cutie that caught my eye...she crossed the street as i was also crossing and as she passed she said "see how you are..."....mark and i were looking for the closest bar..bc it was quite close to 1:15 then.....so we went to this one place...the deco lounge....i had no idea but as i went in i joked to mark "what is this.....a gay bar???"..then we went in and it was all men....and of course i still wasn't sure....mark went to the rr and i ordered 4 buds, 2 for each of us and then i looked up at the tvs behind the bar and i saw two well hung latino guys jacking off onto a nice abbed white boy...and it was then that i made my informed decision that this was in fact a gay bar.....mark and i went to the back of the bar near the pool tables and drank.....near 2 we took out beers (he had ordered another round of 4) to the front bar..and finished them...left and walked back to the most wonderful civic center inn...keeping an eye out for the chocolate prostitute that had previously eyed us.....no dice..we had no dukes.....

so back at the hotel we both take shits and mark showers....he gets it into his mind that he wants to fuck this one hooker that used to work near him....and he calls her..she is available and so with regret ...he thinks it bothers me i tell him good on you..bring back some panties.....he leaves this hotel room at about three a.m. in search of sure poon...

i myself am listening to some brahms on the tv.....typing this and finishing a few beers......soon i will go to bed and maybe try to jack off....fail and fall asleep....

tomorrow is gonna be super

oh...this is a picture of mark in the elevator that smelled like piss and fear...